Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 243

“You’re retiring. Rhonda’s orders:”

From Nurse Rhonda: ER nurse, 27 years. Has seen it all. Plain advice, no bedside manner.

The front reads “Nurse Rhonda, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Rhonda’s orders:” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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Personalize & send

1. Add their name and your note.
2. Send it now or schedule it, by email or text.
3. They click to open it and get your message.