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Funny New Baby Ecard · No. 240
“A new baby. Rhonda’s plain advice:”
From Nurse Rhonda: ER nurse, 27 years. Has seen it all. Plain advice, no bedside manner.
The front reads “Nurse Rhonda, on the new baby: A new baby. Rhonda’s plain advice:” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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