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Front of the Philo anniversary card: Philo, on your anniversary. By all means, marry, Socrates once said.
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Funny Anniversary Ecard · No. 166

“By all means, marry, Socrates once said.”

From Philo: Ancient wisdom first. Modern truth second.

The front reads “Philo, on your anniversary: By all means, marry, Socrates once said.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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