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Front of the Philo birthdays card: Philo, on your birthday. The unexamined life is not worth living.
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Funny Birthday Ecard · No. 165

“The unexamined life is not worth living.”

From Philo: Ancient wisdom first. Modern truth second.

The front reads “Philo, on your birthday: The unexamined life is not worth living.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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