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Front of the Tyler retirement card: Tyler, on your retirement. So you retired?
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 219

“So you retired?”

From Tyler: Sixteen. Nothing has ever bothered him. Ever.

The front reads “Tyler, on your retirement: So you retired?” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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