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Front of the Hank new baby card: Hank, on the new baby. Calvin’ season taught me one thing.
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Funny New Baby Ecard · No. 092

“Calvin’ season taught me one thing.”

From Hank: Rancher. Homespun sense, mostly about livestock.

The front reads “Hank, on the new baby: Calvin’ season taught me one thing.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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