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Front of the Hank birthdays card: Happy birthday from Hank. The cows don’t know how old you are.
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Funny Birthday Ecard · No. 089

“The cows don’t know how old you are.”

From Hank: Rancher. Homespun sense, mostly about livestock.

The front reads “Happy birthday from Hank: The cows don’t know how old you are.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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