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Front of the Prof. Hargrove engagement card: Professor Hargrove notes. Diamonds form under extreme heat and pressure.
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Funny Engagement Ecard · No. 062

“Diamonds form under extreme heat and pressure.”

From Prof. Hargrove: Opens with a fact. Closes with the truth.

The front reads “Professor Hargrove notes: Diamonds form under extreme heat and pressure.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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