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Front of the Prof. Hargrove graduation card: Professor Hargrove notes. At commencement, the tassel moves from right to left.
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Funny Graduation Ecard · No. 064

“At commencement, the tassel moves from right to left.”

From Prof. Hargrove: Opens with a fact. Closes with the truth.

The front reads “Professor Hargrove notes: At commencement, the tassel moves from right to left.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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