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Front of the Madame Lucille engagement card: Madame Lucille, on your engagement. Engaged, sugar? Lucille couldn’t be happier.
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Funny Engagement Ecard · No. 419

“Engaged, sugar? Lucille couldn’t be happier.”

From Madame Lucille: Retired madam. Forty years running the finest house in town. Still spicy.

The front reads “Madame Lucille, on your engagement: Engaged, sugar? Lucille couldn’t be happier.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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