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Front of the Madame Lucille retirement card: Madame Lucille, on your retirement. Retiring, sugar?
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 368

“Retiring, sugar?”

From Madame Lucille: Retired madam. Forty years running the finest house in town. Still spicy.

The front reads “Madame Lucille, on your retirement: Retiring, sugar?” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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