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Funny Birthday Ecard · No. 338
“Duchess has been informed it’s your birthday.”
From Duchess: The cat. Finds humans, and everything they celebrate, beneath her.
The front reads “Duchess, on your birthday: Duchess has been informed it’s your birthday.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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