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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 267
“You’re retiring. Dr. Howard approves.”
From Dr. Howard: Family doctor, 41 years. Medical advice, no co-pay.
The front reads “Dr. Howard, on your retirement: You’re retiring. Dr. Howard approves.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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