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Front of the Sgt. Briggs engagement card: Sgt. Briggs, on your engagement. Wedding planning is a lot like basic training.
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Funny Engagement Ecard · No. 119

“Wedding planning is a lot like basic training.”

From Sgt. Briggs: Retired drill sergeant. Tough love, heavy on the tough.

The front reads “Sgt. Briggs, on your engagement: Wedding planning is a lot like basic training.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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