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Front of the Bev birthdays card: Happy birthday from Bev. You’re not getting older, dear.
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Funny Birthday Ecard · No. 001

“You’re not getting older, dear.”

From Bev: Grandma. Loves you. Will still say it.

The front reads “Happy birthday from Bev: You’re not getting older, dear.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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