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Front of the Madame Lucille christmas card: Madame Lucille, at Christmas. Merry Christmas, darlin’.
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Funny Christmas Ecard · No. 382

“Merry Christmas, darlin’.”

From Madame Lucille: Retired madam. Forty years running the finest house in town. Still spicy.

The front reads “Madame Lucille, at Christmas: Merry Christmas, darlin’.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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