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Funny Work Injury Get Well Ecard · No. 425
“On the mend, sugar?”
From Madame Lucille: Retired madam. Forty years running the finest house in town. Still spicy.
The front reads “Madame Lucille, on your injury: On the mend, sugar?” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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