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Funny Thanksgiving Ecard · No. 434
“Pass the gravy, honey.”
From Madame Lucille: Retired madam. Forty years running the finest house in town. Still spicy.
The front reads “Madame Lucille, on Thanksgiving: Pass the gravy, honey.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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