Your message here
© punchlinecards.com


Darlene · Punchline
Click the card to open it
Funny New Baby Ecard · No. 144
“A new baby? Bless your heart.”
From Darlene: Small-town Southern lady. Bless your heart, and here’s what you need to hear.
The front reads “Darlene, on the new baby: A new baby? Bless your heart.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
$2.99 a card · 5-card pack $11.99 · Unlimited for a year $24.99
Personalize & send- Add their name and your note.
- Send it now or schedule it, by email or text.
- They click to open it and get your message.
More funny new baby cards
Bev · New BabyA new baby! How wonderful.
Walt · New BabyAnother baby, huh?
Prof. Hargrove · New BabyA newborn can recognize its mother’s voice at birth.
Hank · New BabyCalvin’ season taught me one thing.
Sgt. Briggs · New BabyCongratulations on the new recruit.
Philo · New BabyWisdom begins in wonder.
Maddie · New BabyOMG a baby!!
Tyler · New BabyCongrats on the baby.More from Darlene
Darlene · Thinking of YouBless your heart, I was thinking about you.
Darlene · BirthdaysAnother birthday? Bless your heart.
Darlene · AnniversaryAnother year married. Bless your hearts.
Darlene · EngagementEngaged? Well, bless your heart.
Darlene · GraduationYou graduated! Bless your heart.
Darlene · PromotionPromoted? Well, bless your heart.
Darlene · RetirementRetired? Bless your heart.
Darlene · Thank YouWell, bless your heart. Thank you.