Funny New Year’s Ecard · No. 131

“Happy New Year, recruit.”

From Sgt. Briggs: Retired drill sergeant. Tough love, heavy on the tough.

The front reads “Sgt. Briggs, on New Year’s: Happy New Year, recruit.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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Personalize & send

1. Add their name and your note.
2. Send it now or schedule it, by email or text.
3. They click to open it and get your message.