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Funny Valentine’s Day Ecard · No. 132
“Listen up, Valentine.”
From Sgt. Briggs: Retired drill sergeant. Tough love, heavy on the tough.
The front reads “Sgt. Briggs, on Valentine’s Day: Listen up, Valentine.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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