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Funny Work Injury Get Well Ecard · No. 103
“Rule number one on the ranch:”
From Hank: Rancher. Homespun sense, mostly about livestock.
The front reads “Hank, on your injury: Rule number one on the ranch:” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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