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Funny Divorce and Breakup Ecard · No. 245
“Rhonda has seen a lot of broken hearts.”
From Nurse Rhonda: ER nurse, 27 years. Has seen it all. Plain advice, no bedside manner.
The front reads “Nurse Rhonda, on your breakup: Rhonda has seen a lot of broken hearts.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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