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Front of the Duchess valentine’s day card: Duchess, on Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day. Duchess rolls her eyes.
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Funny Valentine’s Day Ecard · No. 353

“Valentine’s Day. Duchess rolls her eyes.”

From Duchess: The cat. Finds humans, and everything they celebrate, beneath her.

The front reads “Duchess, on Valentine’s Day: Valentine’s Day. Duchess rolls her eyes.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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