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Front of the Duchess sympathy card: Duchess, with sympathy. Duchess doesn’t care for humans.
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Honest Sympathy Ecard · No. 349

“Duchess doesn’t care for humans.”

From Duchess: The cat. Finds humans, and everything they celebrate, beneath her.

The front reads “Duchess, with sympathy: Duchess doesn’t care for humans.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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