Funny Wedding Cards
The couple will get plenty of cards about two hearts becoming one. Ours say congratulations and then admit the truth about sharing a closet, a thermostat and a side of the bed.
Pick a character whose voice matches yours, from a grandma who wants grandchildren to a lawyer who has reviewed the record. Add your note and send it the day of the wedding or the week after.
This collection has 15 funny wedding ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Bev · WeddingMarried. Oh, sweetheart.
Walt · WeddingSo you went through with it.
Prof. Hargrove · WeddingThe wedding ring dates to ancient Egypt: a circle with no end.
Hank · WeddingWell, you got hitched.
Sgt. Briggs · WeddingMarried. Outstanding.
Darlene · WeddingMarried. Bless your hearts.
Philo · WeddingAristotle said love is one soul in two bodies.
Maddie · WeddingOMG you got MARRIED!!
Tyler · WeddingYou got married. Nice.
Nurse Rhonda · WeddingMarried. Congratulations.
Dr. Howard · WeddingYou’re married. Dr. Howard has updated your chart.
Harlan, Esq. · WeddingYou’re married. Harlan, Esq. has reviewed the record.
Madame Lucille · WeddingMarried, darlings? How lovely.
Gus · WeddingGus heard you got married.
Duchess · WeddingYou’re married. Duchess was not consulted.What to write in a funny wedding card
- Be happy for them first, funny second.
- Jokes about married life are safe. Jokes about the ex or the wedding budget are not.
- Address the card to both of them, even if you know only one well.
- Put your real wish for their marriage in the note.