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Funny Congratulations Cards

Some news doesn't fit a category: a new house, a passed exam, a finished marathon, a deal closed. Our funny congratulations cards cheer the win and keep the person humble, in each character's own voice.

Send one to a friend, a coworker or family member the day you hear. Each card reveals its punchline when it's opened, with your own note right below.

This collection has 15 funny congratulations ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Bev congratulations card: Congratulations, dear.Bev · CongratulationsCongratulations, dear.Walt congratulations card: Heard the news. Congratulations.Walt · CongratulationsHeard the news. Congratulations.Prof. Hargrove congratulations card: “Congratulate” comes from the Latin for “to wish joy with.”Prof. Hargrove · Congratulations“Congratulate” comes from the Latin for “to wish joy with.”Hank congratulations card: Heard the good news.Hank · CongratulationsHeard the good news.Sgt. Briggs congratulations card: Congratulations, recruit.Sgt. Briggs · CongratulationsCongratulations, recruit.Darlene congratulations card: Well, look at you. Bless your heart.Darlene · CongratulationsWell, look at you. Bless your heart.Philo congratulations card: Aristotle said excellence is not an act but a habit.Philo · CongratulationsAristotle said excellence is not an act but a habit.Maddie congratulations card: CONGRATS!!Maddie · CongratulationsCONGRATS!!Tyler congratulations card: Heard you did a thing. Congrats.Tyler · CongratulationsHeard you did a thing. Congrats.Nurse Rhonda congratulations card: Congratulations. Rhonda heard.Nurse Rhonda · CongratulationsCongratulations. Rhonda heard.Dr. Howard congratulations card: Congratulations. Dr. Howard has your results.Dr. Howard · CongratulationsCongratulations. Dr. Howard has your results.Harlan, Esq. congratulations card: Congratulations. Harlan has examined the evidence.Harlan, Esq. · CongratulationsCongratulations. Harlan has examined the evidence.Madame Lucille congratulations card: Congratulations, darling.Madame Lucille · CongratulationsCongratulations, darling.Gus congratulations card: Gus heard the good news.Gus · CongratulationsGus heard the good news.Duchess congratulations card: Congratulations, apparently.Duchess · CongratulationsCongratulations, apparently.

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