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Front of the Darlene wedding card: Darlene, on your wedding day. Married. Bless your hearts.
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Funny Wedding Ecard · No. 1724

“Married. Bless your hearts.”

From Darlene: Small-town Southern lady. Bless your heart, and here’s what you need to hear.

The front reads “Darlene, on your wedding day: Married. Bless your hearts.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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