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Funny Valentine’s Day Ecard · No. 079
“Swans famously mate for life.”
From Prof. Hargrove: Opens with a fact. Closes with the truth.
The front reads “Prof. Hargrove, on Valentine’s Day: Swans famously mate for life.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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