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Funny Divorce and Breakup Ecard · No. 269
“Dr. Howard is sorry about the breakup.”
From Dr. Howard: Family doctor, 41 years. Medical advice, no co-pay.
The front reads “Dr. Howard, on your breakup: Dr. Howard is sorry about the breakup.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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