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Funny Divorce and Breakup Ecard · No. 040
“Married 58 years. Want to know the secret?”
From Walt: Grandpa. 41 years at the plant. Unimpressed.
The front reads “Walt, on your divorce: Married 58 years. Want to know the secret?” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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