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Funny New Year’s Ecard · No. 155
“Happy New Year, bless your heart.”
From Darlene: Small-town Southern lady. Bless your heart, and here’s what you need to hear.
The front reads “Darlene, on New Year’s: Happy New Year, bless your heart.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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