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Front of the Prof. Hargrove mother’s day card: Prof. Hargrove, on Mother’s Day. By one count, mothers field nearly 300 questions a day.
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Funny Mother’s Day Ecard · No. 081

“By one count, mothers field nearly 300 questions a day.”

From Prof. Hargrove: Opens with a fact. Closes with the truth.

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